missing:

Obviously this is news worthy.

Two apple dumplings have gone missing at work!
The perfect prep cook couldn't have calculated incorrectly, of course.
(holy alliteration!!)

By the owner's brilliant deduction, it couldn't have been the following:

the waitresses-because they are too lazy to go downstairs and steal them.
the prep cook- she made them, so how could she have access? ( ha ha ha).
the old lady cook- too old to make the stairs.

so that leaves three cooks and a dishwasher, who never works.
so three cooks. and of course the kiss-ass didn't take them.

what would two kids want with shitty apple dumplings? blech.

so yeah, now my boss is saying there is surveillance downstairs.
if there was, i would have been fired this summer, for sure. ha.

What the hell

is a Country Fried Chicken Fried Steak? Haha. :)

I didn't know either, so when it came in as an order, I made it to the best of my ability.

What did you expect from a no star, one-step up from McDonald's establishment?
That's what I thought; good talk.

PS. This is my 100th post. It's a bit exciting.
So I will end this with love, and a couple pictures of this heart shaped tomato I found at work a little while back. =)

she's a weiner!

It's been awhile.

Recently, I have been so exausted from school, work, and extracurriculars, I failed to notice the hotdog buns were moldy and served a kiddie dog and fries with a seafoam green spotted bun.

Sorry, I hope you enjoyed the new dog I grilled up. :)

flip-flop.

Okay so the soups we serve daily at the restaurant are Vegetable Beef and Chili. We also have a soup of the day.

So the waitress walks up to the special board that reads as follows:

Chili
Tomato Soup
Beef Vegetable

and says, that's funny, I didn't see the Beef Vegetable.
I'm like, did you see the Vegetable Beef?
and she says, yeah, so?
And so I have to explain how Beef Vegetable and Vegetable Beef are the same thing.

:) Love it.

stinky and stupid.

I smell like I jumped in the fryer and took a swim.
Mmmmmm, french fries.

Meanwhile, I feel completely incompetent in comparison to the other cook.
In other words, I feel as dumb as a waitress.

There is nothing like

working with a new person.
especially when they have no experience what-so-ever.

Please do not ask me really stupid questions.

Some examples:
Which one is the cheeseburger?
Is this the pork chops or the chopped steak?

Also, I am not psychic. Your cryptic abbreviations for things are more complicated than Chinese.

post secret.

i love post secret.