bitter..sweet.

I'd love to shove in my boss's face that while she is struggling to find my replacement and a breakfast cook, I learned breakfast at my other job in order to help out.

Unless she wants to make 12 dozen scrambled eggs, 2 over easy, 4 over hard (all of these one at a time) and on top of that six mickey mouse shaped pancakes for two parents and their seven anklebiters.

Good luck lady.

post secret

I was just on post secret, which I love. Anyways, I saw this one, and it made me laugh..



but it's not me, I swear. LOL.

Sam I Am.. Green Eggs and Ham.

I wanted to share my Easter.
I worked at restaurant #2 from 5:30am-8:30am cooking breakfast, alone, for the first time.
It was. umm. interesting?

but that's not my story..
I went to restaurant #1 right after. They had a "brunch" buffet that included scrambled eggs.
My boss made these eggs, and I'm sure Dr. Suess didn't appreciate them at all.
They were green

My manager, the supposed chef should probably know that eggs cannot be in a metal pan, because they turn green from steam. He didn't even add lemon juice.

Point of the story, the boss cannot cook.