pi does not mean..

you should eat 3.14159265 pieces of pie.

The owner says to anyone who is listening, "Wow the shoofly sold so quickly. I'll have the prep cook make another tomorrow."
ME: "Well, since you ate about 3 pieces and your husband ate a few, it looks like you sold two slices. I'd say you lost about 3 bucks on the pie. Not bad."

She wasn't pleased.

If you want pie,

do not ask a waitress at restaurant #1.
I experienced de ja vu last night.
Another waitress asked which was the coconut cream pie.
The other cook working said the servers ask her a lot too.

Are you kidding me? Am I missing something?
Obviously, we need to have a tutorial on the different types of pies.

What bugs me is, we've had some good waitresses in the past, and my just fired boss let them go. At least THEY knew which pie was which.

Here's a tip...

...for the waitresses I work with.
Purchase a brain. You can use your tips from the old perverts who basically pay to stare at your chest.

Do not come up to the cook's window ever again with two pieces of pie like this and ask,
"Which is the coconut cream?"



The coconut cream pie will always be the one with the coconut.

Here's an equation: coconut + cream + pie crust = ... yes, coconut cream pie.Bananas go on.. umm.. oh boy, this is tricky. perhaps the banana cream pie?

Dumbass.