Sunday, September 28, 2008

missing:

Obviously this is news worthy.

Two apple dumplings have gone missing at work!
The perfect prep cook couldn't have calculated incorrectly, of course.
(holy alliteration!!)

By the owner's brilliant deduction, it couldn't have been the following:

the waitresses-because they are too lazy to go downstairs and steal them.
the prep cook- she made them, so how could she have access? ( ha ha ha).
the old lady cook- too old to make the stairs.

so that leaves three cooks and a dishwasher, who never works.
so three cooks. and of course the kiss-ass didn't take them.

what would two kids want with shitty apple dumplings? blech.

so yeah, now my boss is saying there is surveillance downstairs.
if there was, i would have been fired this summer, for sure. ha.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

What the hell

is a Country Fried Chicken Fried Steak? Haha. :)

I didn't know either, so when it came in as an order, I made it to the best of my ability.

What did you expect from a no star, one-step up from McDonald's establishment?
That's what I thought; good talk.

PS. This is my 100th post. It's a bit exciting.
So I will end this with love, and a couple pictures of this heart shaped tomato I found at work a little while back. =)




Monday, September 8, 2008

she's a weiner!

It's been awhile.

Recently, I have been so exausted from school, work, and extracurriculars, I failed to notice the hotdog buns were moldy and served a kiddie dog and fries with a seafoam green spotted bun.

Sorry, I hope you enjoyed the new dog I grilled up. :)