flip-flop.

Okay so the soups we serve daily at the restaurant are Vegetable Beef and Chili. We also have a soup of the day.

So the waitress walks up to the special board that reads as follows:

Chili
Tomato Soup
Beef Vegetable

and says, that's funny, I didn't see the Beef Vegetable.
I'm like, did you see the Vegetable Beef?
and she says, yeah, so?
And so I have to explain how Beef Vegetable and Vegetable Beef are the same thing.

:) Love it.

stinky and stupid.

I smell like I jumped in the fryer and took a swim.
Mmmmmm, french fries.

Meanwhile, I feel completely incompetent in comparison to the other cook.
In other words, I feel as dumb as a waitress.

There is nothing like

working with a new person.
especially when they have no experience what-so-ever.

Please do not ask me really stupid questions.

Some examples:
Which one is the cheeseburger?
Is this the pork chops or the chopped steak?

Also, I am not psychic. Your cryptic abbreviations for things are more complicated than Chinese.

post secret.

i love post secret.

Me an another cook got a raise today.
It's only 50 cents but it's the principle or something.

and I appreciate it.

Complain much?

I definitely complain a lot.

I don't think it's fair that I vomit in the bathroom, numerous times, and cannot leave work.
Meanwhile, a waitress gets off of work for about a week because she was sick.
That's not the part that's unfair.

What sucks to me is that she comes back and tells me to do all of her extra work because she can't let the boss know she is sick. If she does, she'll be sent home and will not make money.

Despite me being overly obnoxious and bitchy in the blogworld, I at times am a sucker for a sob story.
I just did all of her crap, but then the woman took all the tables.

hogggggggggggggggggggggggg!

think pink!

COOK 1: How do they want the steak done?
WAITRESS: Medium or medium rare.

ME: They want a hot pink center!
COOK 1: Don't we all?

Haha, totally stolen from Waiting, but just the fact that someone else can pick up on these references makes my day so much better.