Here's a tip...

...for the waitresses I work with.
Purchase a brain. You can use your tips from the old perverts who basically pay to stare at your chest.

Do not come up to the cook's window ever again with two pieces of pie like this and ask,
"Which is the coconut cream?"



The coconut cream pie will always be the one with the coconut.

Here's an equation: coconut + cream + pie crust = ... yes, coconut cream pie.Bananas go on.. umm.. oh boy, this is tricky. perhaps the banana cream pie?

Dumbass.