So, the special for today is free waitresses. Please, take them off my hands.
Okay, not all waitresses are terrible, but you definitely need to work in a restaurant to understand the different types.
Next time you go out to eat, see which one of these is yours...
The "forgot to take her ritalin" waitress: Sometimes the aspiring actress, will be overly perky and annoying to receive larger tips.
The "on an LSD trip" waitress: She is sometimes has off the wall emotions or is completely spaced out, as if experiencing the effects of LSD.
The table-hog waitress: She stampedes the hostess in attempts to take tables not only in her section, but in every other server's as well.
The eat while she works waitress: You watch from your table in horror as your waitress gorges on french fries drenched in ketchup and then brings your food without washing her hands.
The tip-n-dash waitress: She swoops in for her tip and leaves her table un-bussed and filthy for the next person to deal with.
The clumsy waitress: She spills your food on the floor in front of you and then makes a scene and a complete fool of herself.
The VERY clumsy waitress: She spills your food or beverages right on you.
The "wanna-be doctor" waitress: Her handwriting is so sloppy, she must come back to the table and ask for your order again.
I'm sure I can come up with more, but enjoy that!
1 comment:
LOL! That is hilarious! I'm gonna have so much fun the next time I go out to eat! I wonder which type of waitress I'll get?! =)
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