Hi! I just want to apologize to the three top who ordered a senior meatloaf, a meatloaf dinner, and an order of liver and onions. We only had two pieces of meatloaf left and despite I insisted upon telling you this information, my manager made me withhold it. As a result, I was forced to give half of an 8 oz. hamburger and fake it into a senior meatloaf. I'm terribly sorry you paid nine bucks for a portioned out hamburger. My boss is a douchebag.
Love, your microwave chef.
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Haha I love this.
Managers are indeed mostly lowly scum.
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