Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Math whiz..

NOT BLONDE WAITRESS: Do you have a calculator?
I'm counting the drawer, but what's 537.32 minus 200.00?
I'm so confused. WHERE IS THAT CALCULATOR?
ME: It's 337.32.
NOT BLONDE WAITRESS: Wow you're good.
ME: No, it's simple math
NOT BLONDE WAITRESS: Well, I was never good at calculus.
ME: Hunny, that's third grade subtraction.

I couldn't even make this stuff up..

2 comments:

Brittany said...

Oh good lord.

She gives us blondes a bad name.

samm said...

Hey, no postings since Tuesday? This is what I read with my morning coffee.