NOT BLONDE WAITRESS: Do you have a calculator?
I'm counting the drawer, but what's 537.32 minus 200.00?
I'm so confused. WHERE IS THAT CALCULATOR?
ME: It's 337.32.
NOT BLONDE WAITRESS: Wow you're good.
ME: No, it's simple math
NOT BLONDE WAITRESS: Well, I was never good at calculus.
ME: Hunny, that's third grade subtraction.
I couldn't even make this stuff up..
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
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2 comments:
Oh good lord.
She gives us blondes a bad name.
Hey, no postings since Tuesday? This is what I read with my morning coffee.
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